Worst Blogger Ever

I officially suck at this.
I met a guy on Friday night. Actually, I re-met him but didn't even realize it.
I didn't like him at all until I was about 6 beers into the night.. and even then he was just ok.
I ended making out with him in my car for like an hour. For absolutely no reason.
Warm Body
I suck at life and blogging.

I don't want to bang your brother

2 pm - My boss just tried to set me up on a blind date
I must really look like I need help, because people keep offering it completely unsolicitated

Please stop trying to set me up with your friends, neighbors, teachers, dog walkers, ex-boyfriends, ex-girlfriends, personal trainer, boyfriend's brother, etc ................. !!

I am fine.. I promise..

Long Overdue

Single and loving it?
Really - who says that?!?
I have been single for approximately 25 days - and it sucks.
I have already had 3 awful kisses and an inappropriate groping incident. I have been "set-up" once - which went better than expected (I thought).. haven't heard from him since, so I must have been mistaken.
Anyway, the purpose of this blog is unclear - since I am now without a significant other - this could be useful in killing some time that would otherwise be spent buying pricey drinks at some shithole bar.
I will, however, be sure to document every awful date and meaningless encounter that I have with the opposite sex.